Most of these are from Reddit but they are too funny not to share.



How I feel when playing Rhapsody during team fights:




When playing Thunderbringer and someone gets low:

I think i'm going to start sitting on G+ Hangouts when I game, anyone want to start something like this up with me?

We used this a ton a few months ago and has since died off. I had a blast doing it.


Besides, then we can easily tell when Channy goes AFK. I'll be watching what he does as soon as that HoN queue starts.... (I WANT TO KNOW)

Holy sh*t

About 25 times a day, I get this.




and then after that, I get this:




and then after that, I get this:





Consistently, almost every 20 minutes or so. Every day, all day, since 2 weeks ago. I get this both at home and at work.

STOP IT....... PLEASE, It's driving me nuts.

Dear TP,

Even though we give you more shit than you deserve, you put a lot of work into this minecraft server and I appreciate all of it. I haven't had so much fun playing minecraft  since I first played two years ago. Thanks for putting all of this together and setting up the server as well as maintaining it. You are fucking fast at getting that sucker back up when it goes down.


You rock, sir.

Looking to knock out a few Paragon Levels and would enjoy the company of anyone interested in tagging along.


Some info about my runs:

Act: III
Quest: Kill Azmodan
1. Core of Arreat (Full Clear)
2. Keep Depths Level 1 Waypoint to Keep Depths Level 2 (Full Clear)
3. Arreat Crater Level 1 (Quickest Path Clear)
4. Arreat Crater Level 2 (Quickest Path Clear)
5. Bridge of Korsik (Entry Loop) then run to Rakkis Crossing Waypoint

I move pretty fast, I shoot for about 15-20 minutes total time per run. With 0 +XP gear, this should net you around 25-35million XP/Hour.


Requirements:

1. Be level 60
2. Start each game with a completely empty inventory and only ID items at the end or beginning of the run
3. Only pick up these items for maximum efficiency: 63 1Handed Weapons, ALL Jewelry, 63 Armor, All Legendary/Sets
4. It helps to wear +movespeed items.

Prizes

1. First Legendary item dropped, the receiver will get 1 million gold
2. First Set item dropped, the receiver will get 1 million gold
3. Second Legendary dropped, the receiver will get 500k


Only 3 people can really sign up for this. First come first serve, date TBH when 3 people have signed up.

The run will last AT LEAST until all prizes have been awarded. I will be exempt from the prize pool. Be prepared for a long haul (2-5 hours) and lots and lots of Paragon Levels !



Edit: I included a model response, I know you guys are a little post-shy, feel free to copy pasta it.






Current Contestants: Kyle, kc, and Krazy. with Pun and Fig (if he agrees) as subs. We now need a night where we can do this.

Came home after being gone for 2 days only to see my desktop background changed to two dudes getting it on.

My roommate messed with the wrong person.


Anyway, I have 2 hours before he gets home and this is what I have accomplished.

• Changed his desktop to a huge penis
• Screen shot the desktop with icons, replaced it, then hid all of his desktop icons
• Inverted his mouse buttons
• Changed his start-up sound to some chick moaning (loudly)
• Changed the default windows error sound to a guy yelling "DICK"
• Found an awesome autocorrect script that will run across any program and made the following changes, "a, the, and" become "the, and, a" respectively, "u, ur, urself" become "I, me, myself" respectively, "lol, haha, ha, lmao" become "PENIS" (respectively)
• I placed the script in his start-up folder
• Put a piece of electrical tape on the bottom of his laser mouse
• Set his homepage to Meatspin (No computer prank is complete without this)

Anyway, My computer is now passworded and locked in my room.

Anyone have any other "harmless" additions? I'm hoping this will teach him not to mess with my machine while I'm away in the future.



EDIT: Also, Merry Christmas everybody!