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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
hehe also, on the topic of Barbie, I thought you guys would think this was funny:
Kyle's roommate introduced us to this, this weekend, it's AWESOME lol
This guy mixes disney songs and rap songs, and they sounds pretty sweet.
His youtube channel has a few of his mixes so you can hear them....
Ummmmm the server let me know that....
[12:21:57 AM] Server: You will be moved to the AFK/Idle channel automatically if you do not use your microphone within 2.1666666666667 minutes.
Well that's nice, I'm just not sure how to calculate that exactly.
I just want to express my disapproval of Drummer's new girl.
I friended her on fb last night, and she ignored my request this morning.
Look just cause I'm 6 years older than you DOES not mean I am a creepy stalker! Especially when our mutual friend is your new bf! So the "I don't know her" thing is not valid.
That is all.
Check it out! I was featured on Maury =)
I'm a playa guys. It's cool cause I got it like that...
Fellow Minecraft players,
I am starting a "bed" movement in Minecraft. So if you haven't found out by now, when it's night time if you go to bed (and everyone else logged on to the server as well) then the night night time goes away immediately. So practical, I know. So I'm making beds for everyone! Yay! Hopefully this way it's never night time again (since there is no d-leader that can be logged in and forward the time for us ). So yeah.
ALSO wtf is going on with Minecraft? Someone explain! It's glitching everywhere!!
« on: February 20, 2011, 10:30:19 AM »
Soo, the hinges on my 5 year old laptop gave out. And I need a temporary fix so I can take it to class. My engineer boyfriend had the perfect solution for me.
All the cool kids are doing it, and I'll be the most popular kid in class!
Yup. Cardboard and string
I need iron. I've been mining and I can't find any. Please, does anybody have any to spare? I mean what I really need are buckets and iron pixes, so if you have that instead that would help. Please!!!! I would trade you something, but I don't really have much, but if I have what you need I'll give it to you Basically I am the "poor" of the minecraft city. I am what you pay taxes for so my kids can eat and my husband (kmac) can buy beer and watch football on TV, while I mine all day. So yes, this is my standing on the side of the road begging for food, I mean iron. And beware, if I don't receive help I might resort to stealing without my husband knowing wow, this is like a real city, hehe.