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In case you haven't seen these yet... [Goldman Sachs Elevator]
« on: January 12, 2012, 02:51:36 PM »
http://twitter.com/gselevator

My favorite -- #1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.

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Re: In case you haven't seen these yet... [Goldman Sachs Elevator]
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 07:39:29 PM »
http://twitter.com/gselevator

My favorite -- #1: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went.

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Re: In case you haven't seen these yet... [Goldman Sachs Elevator]
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 12:08:52 AM »
You stole this from me, you twat!


And yeah, it's awesome how asshole they are.

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Re: In case you haven't seen these yet... [Goldman Sachs Elevator]
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 05:14:07 AM »
I think this is the best part of working in my company's main office now, this is exactly the shit I get to listen to all day long. The owner of my company, the VP, and the couple other top guys and a lot of the estimators and engineers are all fucking hysterical. I will have to start recording when they get on a roll.

This GS list, while it's got quite a few funny ones, is nothing compared to what I get to work in every day.

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Re: In case you haven't seen these yet... [Goldman Sachs Elevator]
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 02:59:03 PM »
HA! I love it
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