I want a phone that I can throw on the ground in anger, then pick it back up to yell at somebody about it!  My old phone (Samsung a830 or something... competition wiht eh razor did that). Damn smartphones.... like an inbred showdog that wins the prize but falls apart inexplicably... or cancer.

I can vouch that there are no phones that can stand up to my temper tantrums at work.

I throw shit like fucking Nolan Ryan at work when shit really goes wrong, and there are definitely no nextels... even the bullshit 'mil spec' ones, that can take my abuse... I'm on like my 12th company phone... my boss thinks it's fucking hilarious.

I wish I had pics of what I did to my last ic502... I had a snap-on socket wrench break on me (which really fucking infuriates me, it's a fucking snap-on socket wrench, it was like 250 dollars), and as my hand swung down it knocked the nextel off the clip which proceded to fall and the battery cover popped off. So I took the broken snap-on socket wrench and beat the phone to pieces.

The largest piece left was the size of a dime.

The kid who works for me just looked at me after about 1 minute and was like: "What the fuck dude. If I showed up for work a minute late, that'd be a strike. You get to smash cell phones on a fucking weekly basis, and everyone just thinks it's funny."

Yeah, kind of unfair for the poor guy. And really, one minute late isn't a big deal for the most part