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Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« on: June 09, 2011, 05:31:37 PM »
Welcome to the new thread to make you question the sanity of Jordan even more!  :o  :-*

Every month I will bring you two tips you probably can but shouldn't under any circumstance apply to your life, and hopefully we all can learn something, or at least be shocked a little bit.

TIP # 1

If you don't see it, it isn't illegal. Besides dead chick's don't really care.....

TIP # 2

You should never hit children. Instead allow a wifflebat to dictate punishment and make sure you aim for where cloths will cover up their bruises.....

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 12:51:47 AM »
That's just twisted..

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 01:04:03 AM »
I like it.

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 08:52:45 AM »
A sack full of oranges doesn't leave bruises...

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 10:10:35 AM »
This sounds good. I like this.
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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 10:43:37 AM »
Did somebody disable Jordan's V Chip? I'll go to the store to get the parts if it needs replaced.


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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 12:10:30 PM »
in like this better than the bad joke of the month... way to go Jordan!

LOL Brian!

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 02:03:43 PM »
A sack full of oranges doesn't leave bruises...

Neither does a phonebook and a baseball bat...

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 03:22:41 PM »
A sack full of oranges doesn't leave bruises...

Neither does a phonebook and a baseball bat...

hey c4 doesn't leave bruises.
"Tell the firewall to fuck off"
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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 06:09:27 PM »
A sack full of oranges doesn't leave bruises...

Neither does a phonebook and a baseball bat...

hey c4 doesn't leave bruises.
C4 also attracts a lot of attention..

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 07:50:41 PM »
Rubber hose, pressure points.

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 09:33:03 PM »
...Tasers are fun. :)

(Not to be used on children though)

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2011, 01:40:06 AM »
I am excited to see what other terribad advice you can throw our way!

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2011, 02:20:57 AM »
Tazers leave marks. No dice.

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Re: Bad Advice You Probably Shouldn't Use (June)
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2011, 09:58:23 AM »
Injection, slice up body put in garbage bags dump along Atlantic current.. never to be seen again.

Burn close, gloves and preparation room must be covered in plastic.


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