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And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« on: January 04, 2012, 08:50:02 PM »
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 12:36:35 AM »
This is the reason the country is more stupid than ever
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 12:56:16 AM »
hm. This is why I DO watch Jersey Shore.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 12:58:42 AM »
Quote from: [IAM] StandWatie on January 05, 2012, 12:56:16 AM
hm. This is why I DO watch Jersey Shore.
This is why they are still on the air.  I hate you Stand
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 02:14:12 AM »
My friend watches it (or at least used to) for the comedy value of it. He made it a drinking game once, i don't remember the rules... I just drank incessantly, nothing to do with the game though.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 05:33:13 AM »
ugh, I fucking hate Seaside Heights.


Good thing we don't allow trash like that south of the 26th parallel.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 09:36:15 AM »
Quote from: [IAM] iba on January 05, 2012, 05:33:13 AM
ugh, I fucking hate Seaside Heights.


Good thing we don't allow trash like that south of the 26th parallel.

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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 10:18:41 AM »
my god, they are so retarded.  I hate that show with every fiber of my being.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 05:49:58 PM »
Eh.. Show is funny. Makes up for good laughs about how retarded people are.. Granted I already see enough!
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 08:31:55 AM »
Funny story about guidos in Seaside... I was up there two years ago with some buddies riding our skis. Couple stand-ups and two sit downs, and while we had the two blasters (sit downs) pulled up on the beach tied to our trucks with a steel cable and locked and were out doing barrel rolls and back flips on the stand ups, these greasy guido douches actually waded out in the surf line where we were doing back flips and shit and asked us if the skis were for rent.

I can honestly say that some people are just born with less capability to be SMRT. These guys were two of them.

Then, because they got jealous we were out doing tricks on our skis and they didn't have anything to ride, they sat on the beach and made fun of us for like two hours.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 09:16:21 AM »
Quote from: [IAM] iba on January 07, 2012, 08:31:55 AM
Then, because they got jealous we were out doing tricks on our skis and they didn't have anything to ride, they sat on the beach and made fun of us for like two hours.
They were doing the angry monkeys at the zoo routine? OHOHOHOH IMA THROW SHIT AT YEW!!!! with some retarded cap on and puffin up their face real big like some kind of mongoloid goldfish with gold teethe. Ive known smarter farm animals than some of these tools.
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 10:01:43 AM »
Quote from: [IAM] iba on January 07, 2012, 08:31:55 AM
Funny story about guidos in Seaside... I was up there two years ago with some buddies riding our skis. Couple stand-ups and two sit downs, and while we had the two blasters (sit downs) pulled up on the beach tied to our trucks with a steel cable and locked and were out doing barrel rolls and back flips on the stand ups, these greasy guido douches actually waded out in the surf line where we were doing back flips and shit and asked us if the skis were for rent.

I can honestly say that some people are just born with less capability to be SMRT. These guys were two of them.

Then, because they got jealous we were out doing tricks on our skis and they didn't have anything to ride, they sat on the beach and made fun of us for like two hours.

Woudln't they be afraid of messing up their hair?
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Re: And this is why I don't watch jersey shore..
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 02:56:05 PM »
Back in my day MTV played music
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