1.  Your first name (for real!)
Dale...actually that's a lie.  I go by my middle name.

2.  Your handle.
squishy or squishydale if the former is taken in any particular game

3.  Your previous handles/nicknames.
I used to use the name "enforcer" when banning people from the NS servers

4.  Where you are from (include time zone).
Central Texas (GMT-6:00)

5.  How old you are (birthday).
29 (3/11/81)

6.  What games you play and how much experience you have at them.
Currently I play HoN, BF2:PR, and a little LoL.  I started playing Heroes of Newerth in closed beta when I found out they were making it.  It has a native linux client so I can play it in Ubuntu (and btw, the Linux client is faster, more responsive, and less buggy than the windows client).  The last game that I played seriously was Team Fortress Classic.  I played in leagues for around 2 years in TFC playing with a couple of different clans and as a ringer for a couple more.  My first networked gaming experience involved installing the Quake I demo on 486's using 13 floppy discs.  Ahh the good ole days.

7.  What your hobbies are.
Tinkering with tech gadgets, cars, pretty much anything mechanical.  I fix TV's and computer monitors if I come across them.  I have completely rebuilt the VR6 engine in my 2000 VW GTI because of personal stupidity.  In my free time, I like to research new projects to start, roughly 15% of them I actually finish...as well as work on computers and write anti-semitic jokes to tell to Chanuk.  There are 7 computers currently running in my house performing a variety of functions.  I spend a couple hours a week looking for ways to incorporate an 8th.

8.  What your profession is.
IT - my official job title is Technology Coordinator for a small rural school district.  I've been doing this for 6 years now and like it a little more each year.  I'm a 1-man show so I get to get a little experience in everything from computer and network maintenance and repair all the way to network planning and implementation.  Since arriving at the school, the number of network connected devices at my school has roughly tripled, so I keep busy.

9.  How you found [IAM].
I've been around this community since I was in College...<insert old guy joke here>.  So if someone starts an official clan history thread, feel free to read that to get a good synopsis.

10.  Any unique skills you have that you'd be willing to help community members with (tech. help/server-saavy, etc.).
I am the family car mechanic (when my brother calls me on the phone, I know he has car problems).  I also run a computer consulting company on the side (for tax purposes).  I try to document my projects pertaining to those 2 topics on my blog located here:  http://squishydale.hypernexus.net.  I am a Linux zealot and have recently become rather adept at the procreation of my species.  Feel free to hit me up on any of those topics in Mumble or a PM.

11.  Any additional information that you feel like providing (stories about your life, anything!)
I have a Bachelor of Sciences in Mechanical Engineering.  I think that given my profession, this information says more about my skills and hobbies than anything I could type here.  I think when I get bored with being an IT guy, I think I'll try either gynecology or U.S. Senator for the state of TX.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!

I also go by my middle name! Nobody noticed when I showed them my ID to prove my last name. And I've been around since highschool, don't feel bad dude. Not that much older than most of us at all.

I would vote for you.  Just sayin.